Dad: Drugs are bad. Unless you're doing the marijuana.
Me: What did you say?
Dad: Marijuana
Me: Yes, what about it?
Dad: Marijuana. It's illegal. You know why? Those goddamn democrats.
ten minutes later
Dad: Goddamn democrats
JON.
WE NEED A KITTEN.
……..
NOW.
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ADVENTURE!
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Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal
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Oh my God. What is air.Its a MOTHERFUCKING Wasp
Winning.can you imagine if I actually lived with a boy that I could have sex with all the time.
would I even leave the house
I’d probably need more than one
there is something wrong with me
Anchorman… Well fuck…I will be a toy cowboy or a toy space ranger.I’m a mobster
Cool, I’m a galactic hitchhiker
I kill people and steal their scents.
I will teach mutants.
I will be an Actress. :}
Bitchy debutante. Great.
WOW, I GET TO BE A RADIATION DAMAGED ZOMBIE.
I just watched the Justin Bieber movie…..I get to be Justin Bieber. oh my god
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Yayyyy!!! :D
Thank you :3 Cassie took it in the school’s one creepy hallway… Hah. When are you gonna come and make cookies?? Well, wait till I’m healthy… But then come make cookies!!! :D
So, apparently I have some sort of freak combination of mono and strep.
Fucking awesome. With only a week of school left.
